The
Lighter Side
The Lighter Side…
A Minnesota Story
All his life Ole had heard about an amazing
family tradition. His father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 21st birthdays. They walked across the lake on
their way to the boat club for their first legal drink.
When his 21st birthday came around, Ole and
his pal took a boat to the middle of the lake. Ole stepped out of the boat and
nearly drowned! Confused, he went to see his grandmother. He asked, "Grandma,
it’s my 21st birthday, why can’t I walk across the lake like my father, his
father, and his father too?"
Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "But
their birthdays were in January. Yours is in June!"
The batty guy
The manager of the hospital's softball team
was returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. He
walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the
surgeons. As he passed patients and their families in a waiting area, a man
say to his wife, Look, honey, here comes your anesthesiologist.
Diamonds
Bill was carrying a small gift-wrapped
package when he met Doug at the mall. Doug asked what his wife wanted for her
birthday and Bill said she asked for, "Anything with diamonds." So he bought
her a deck of cards.
Famous Quotes
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